A first date should be fun but it’s also about making a great first impression. If things are going well why take a chance at turning your date off by talking about bodily functions?
Especially if you’re a girl. You may think you’re being “one of the guys” but most men want a lady. Don’t allow yourself to be viewed as “in the friend zone”. You want to create sexual intrigue and make him curious about what it will be like to be intimate with you. If you talk about farting, burping, or going “number two” you’ll kill his fantasy about you—and turn him off.
Many people are highly grossed-out by that kind of talk, so please don’t do it on a first, second, or even third date. If you have that kind of humor in common leave it for a later date to discover…once you already have a deep connection.
Read more about how to recognize bad behavior and how to create a healthy, long-lasting relationship in my book Giving Up Junk-Food Relationships: Recipes for Healthy Choices